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I just received a call from my girlfriend saying that she opened a letter addressed to me, thinking it was a bill for some landscaping we had done. Well she could not have picked a worse letter to open – it was the confirmation letter and receipt for her engagement ring! I cant drymounting believe it. Ive kept this fudge secret for a while and thought the letters had stopped but this was the final one with my card attached (it’s a monthly payment thing).
She promises me that she didn’t see much – only the name of the jeweler and the fortnightly payment amount. But the jeweler is obviously enough to give it away.
Can anyone help me and think of a lie as to what the letter can be for. I need help!
I was thinking of telling her that it is just a quote, but is that believable? That I was pricing one up because the store had some sales around xmas time.
I cant think of anything else that would make her think otherwise.
Someone please help me
Maybe ill call the cops and have her locked up for opening my mail.
She promises me that she didn’t see much – only the name of the jeweler and the fortnightly payment amount. But the jeweler is obviously enough to give it away.
Can anyone help me and think of a lie as to what the letter can be for. I need help!
I was thinking of telling her that it is just a quote, but is that believable? That I was pricing one up because the store had some sales around xmas time.
I cant think of anything else that would make her think otherwise.
Someone please help me
Maybe ill call the cops and have her locked up for opening my mail.
- evilpresence
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Time to man up and just ask her.
Tell her it was for your other girlfriend. That will throw her off.
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Why don't ya just fugging propose to her already? Marriage is stupid enough as it is without all the pomp and circumstance.
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- ToolFanFromWayBack
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Maybe a buying a watch for yourself? or the jail thing...
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Congratulations on your impending engagement, too. You'll have to make it up to her with a big wedding, y'know. Fly out a few EBers for the festivities, that'll show her you really care.
- ArchibaldTuttle
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Did it absolutely give everything away? Like was it a full receipt with final price/description/etc? "Didn't see much"=saw all the pertinent info no matter who you are.
Side question- what did the return address say? Did it look like something nondescript or did it say "xxxx jewelers" and she ripped it open?
Side question- what did the return address say? Did it look like something nondescript or did it say "xxxx jewelers" and she ripped it open?