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Even if it isn't I'm claiming it
- Fattyramone
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fitz wrote:my wife likes arty art and so I got a sketch done for her by Nicolas Delort - really glad with how it turned out - just need to get it framed now
I may as well be the one to ask the obvious Fitz...
Well is it?
- Fattyramone
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She has a nice pert bottom Rimmsy hasn't she , and a nicely turned ankle too
- Fattyramone
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Indeed sir , indeed , she has a soldiers back ,proud and strong , someone you could rely on in the trenches.
No sign of a dowagers hump , she has a Boudicca complex , dislikes weak men.
No sign of a dowagers hump , she has a Boudicca complex , dislikes weak men.
- Fattyramone
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fitz wrote:Yes it is me
No, its just from the mind of the artist - my wife is a lot less Rubenesque
Balderdash you cad , ....are you getting it in ear from her to deny us her beauty?
Let her stand up and be proud and thrust forward her posture for England
To quote Rimmsy , Ding Dong indeed Mrs Fitz
- Fattyramone
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They are probably making sweet love right now JP ....
The tittilation of her exposing her beauty to all his friends but privately has had the desired effect on her.
He's knocking on heavens door even as we type.
The tittilation of her exposing her beauty to all his friends but privately has had the desired effect on her.
He's knocking on heavens door even as we type.
I commissioned him to do me a sketch after I saw some similar ones he had posted on his site from his sketchbook - my missus likes art but isn't a fan of the movie poster scene and so it was a way for me to get something from an artist I really like whilst at the same time being a present for her - a bit like Homer buying Marge a bowling balljpfondu wrote: good read that lads. A wee chuckle before bedtime.
I like it though fitz. How did you wangle a sketch from him anyway?
- purplespiders
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I've just done this for my otherhalf's birthday. The bowlingball in this case is a little life aquatic themed commission by Nicole Gustafsson and not a lady in the nuddy.fitz wrote: a bit like Homer buying Marge a bowling ball
- Fattyramone
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Is that your arse in that picture Miss Spiders?
Have you been sending Fitz coded photos of yourself sans a girdle?
Have you been sending Fitz coded photos of yourself sans a girdle?