Tiny info about a Tiny Media Empire aka Daniel Danger thread

[xjmjx]

i want some fries now.

[RufusNoir]

i had a cheeseburger from this cafe place across the studio where today i ended a 2 month battle to reclaim the session files to my bands in-progress album from just a nightmare of frustration and unprofessionalism. it arrived at my table in an amount of time that seemed suspect, as i had barely sat down. but it was exactly what i ordered (no onion, mayo, lettuce on the side) so i plowed in. at the last bite i hear my name called. "take out order for daniel", i lean back in my chair and stare up at the girl working the register, who gives me a puzzled look, as she had just delivered me my food minutes earlier. the puzzled look continues as i wave the last remains of my burger in their general direction as if to say "but... burger in tummy now..." then i was handed the exact burger again, to go. so, free burger? thats my dinner story.

Lettuce on the side? What's the point?

Don't question it. Eating a burger is like masturbating...everyone has their own way of doing it, but it's not wrong just because it's not the way you do it.

[titanm3]

i had a cheeseburger from this cafe place across the studio where today i ended a 2 month battle to reclaim the session files to my bands in-progress album from just a nightmare of frustration and unprofessionalism. it arrived at my table in an amount of time that seemed suspect, as i had barely sat down. but it was exactly what i ordered (no onion, mayo, lettuce on the side) so i plowed in. at the last bite i hear my name called. "take out order for daniel", i lean back in my chair and stare up at the girl working the register, who gives me a puzzled look, as she had just delivered me my food minutes earlier. the puzzled look continues as i wave the last remains of my burger in their general direction as if to say "but... burger in tummy now..." then i was handed the exact burger again, to go. so, free burger? thats my dinner story.

Lettuce on the side? What's the point?

Don't question it. Eating a burger is like masturbating...everyone has their own way of doing it, but it's not wrong just because it's not the way you do it.

as a dude who runs a burger site... this is gold.

And thanks Daniel for that Lake Tahoe recommendation, gotta put that on the list!

[hellosir]

Have there been any legit burger innovations since the fried egg on top?
Been seeing a lot of banh mi attempts around here. No thanks

[maden]

Have there been any legit burger innovations since the fried egg on top?
Been seeing a lot of banh mi attempts around here. No thanks

Peanut butter.

[titanm3]

the newest one i've seen is a ramen burger, where they use fried ramen for the buns

[hellosir]

I need the burger site webmaster to verify your submission

[titanm3]

the metal burger truck in LA has been doing the peanut butter thing, haven't gotten to try that yet.

[binky79]

Was that Pretzel bun at Wendys any good? Meant to try one but never got around to it.

[titanm3]

it was just kinda soggy. I love pretzel buns but it didn't hit the spot.

[hellosir]

Wendy's never hits the spot
Never

[titanm3]

Wendy's was better as a memory

[binky79]

Wendy's never hits the spot
Never

Spicy chicken sandwich isnt bad. Or wasn't anyway. Been a long time.

[theartofliving]

burger on a donut bun is whats up.

grill that donut and the sugar will caramelize a little bit, pure gold.

[titanm3]

The ringmaster (where I had it). Everyone should try that at least once. It works surprisingly well.