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Re: How to buy new releases, HELP!

Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2016 2:56 am
by bubbie
Dear Adele,

What you are doing wrong is this:
par10ker wrote: For half an hour all I did was click new release, saw it wasn't up yet, closed and clicked new release again.
What you are supposed to be doing is opening the drop page and

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In other words, open the "new release page" and keep pressing F5 on your keyboard, which refreshes that very page, until you see the "sold out" sign; if you see the "buy" button instead, click that and purchase.

Combine this with Fredo's advise a few posts below and you are golden.

P.S. One would think that this thread has a potential.

Re: How to buy new releases, HELP!

Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2016 3:10 am
by fredo
Maybe pile rocks on to your keyboard until satan squeezes out?

Re: How to buy new releases, HELP!

Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2016 8:02 am
by finneganm
If it's not refreshing fast enough, the power outlet that your router is connected to is more than likely the culprit. Occasionally the internal configuration of the outlet gets misaligned causing the refresh speed to reduce dramatically. The most effective way to fix the problem is using a slightly dampened (just run it briefly under lukewarm tap water) salad fork placed violently in the offending outlet (you've really got to jam it in there), and pushing hard to the right. Very important to push to the right as pushing to the left can have catesrophic results. Repeat as necessary until it starts to work.

Re: How to buy new releases, HELP!

Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2016 10:25 am
by bkboy77
look for extensions on google chrome that will help you on releases. if not purchase a bot.

Re: How to buy new releases, HELP!

Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2016 1:09 pm
by SpinalRemains
finneganm wrote:If it's not refreshing fast enough, the power outlet that your router is connected to is more than likely the culprit. Occasionally the internal configuration of the outlet gets misaligned causing the refresh speed to reduce dramatically. The most effective way to fix the problem is using a slightly dampened (just run it briefly under lukewarm tap water) salad fork placed violently in the offending outlet (you've really got to jam it in there), and pushing hard to the right. Very important to push to the right as pushing to the left can have catesrophic results. Repeat as necessary until it starts to work.
Going to try this. I have to go to the store and buy a salad fork first. Will post results later

Re: How to buy new releases, HELP!

Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2016 1:16 pm
by alittle
Godspeed, my friend.

Re: How to buy new releases, HELP!

Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2016 1:26 pm
by nomdeguerre
bkboy77 wrote:look for extensions on google chrome that will help you on releases. if not purchase a bot.
Any recommendations for extensions?

Re: How to buy new releases, HELP!

Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2016 2:00 pm
by GatorsCanes
nomdeguerre wrote:
bkboy77 wrote:look for extensions on google chrome that will help you on releases. if not purchase a bot.
Any recommendations for extensions?
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Re: How to buy new releases, HELP!

Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2016 9:50 pm
by thescofieldkid
nomdeguerre wrote:Any recommendations for extensions?
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Re: How to buy new releases, HELP!

Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2016 10:49 pm
by admhall
finneganm wrote:If it's not refreshing fast enough, the power outlet that your router is connected to is more than likely the culprit. Occasionally the internal configuration of the outlet gets misaligned causing the refresh speed to reduce dramatically. The most effective way to fix the problem is using a slightly dampened (just run it briefly under lukewarm tap water) salad fork placed violently in the offending outlet (you've really got to jam it in there), and pushing hard to the right. Very important to push to the right as pushing to the left can have catesrophic results. Repeat as necessary until it starts to work.
Post of the day :wink:

Re: How to buy new releases, HELP!

Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2016 10:55 pm
by Codeblue
Pro tip: Using the peen is way more effective than the fork.

Re: How to buy new releases, HELP!

Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2016 11:35 pm
by Diabolos80
Codeblue wrote:Pro tip: Using the peen is way more effective than the fork.
Mine didn't fit, and now the dog won't stop staring at me. Am I doing it wrong?

Re: How to buy new releases, HELP!

Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2016 7:31 am
by wyatt
If I don't have a fork, will a minus sign screwdriver work?

Re: How to buy new releases, HELP!

Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2016 8:55 am
by mattkardish
Diabolos80 wrote:
Codeblue wrote:Pro tip: Using the peen is way more effective than the fork.
Mine didn't fit, and now the dog won't stop staring at me. Am I doing it wrong?
was it slightly dampened?

Re: How to buy new releases, HELP!

Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2016 11:17 am
by applehead
i recommend paying someone technical and having your own custom bot made.