Bottleneck Gallery News/Rumors!

[jkw3000]

Joe,

You're waiting for a train. A train that will take you far away. You know where you hope the train will take you, but you can't be sure. Yet it doesn't matter. Now, tell me why?

[mike123230]

Joe,

You're in a desert walking along the sand when all of a sudden, you look down you see a tortoise...it's crawling towards you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs, trying to turn itself over. But it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that, Joe?

[Cassog]

Joe,

We want answers!

[AliRock110]

Joe,

Does a tree really grow in Brooklyn? What kind of tree is it?

[35mmpaul]

Joe,

Who is Jon Snow's mother?

[acidburn]

Sorry Laurent's Alien freight came in. Let me see if I can do this...

Was i dreaming when you said Temple of Doom by Laurent Durieux is coming too?

I hope so? Release went amazing. Jack and Laurent seemed happy. The print was covered on basically every entertainment site so that was nice.

Is of Rick and Morty day?

very very soon. And we have an amazing artist who really wants to do it.

Is the plan still to have a BTiLC screening with prints available, and then an online sale for the remainder?

Of course. All prints are being printed right now. Next stop Drews. I won't schedule anything until hes done. Dont want to rush him. Maybe well do a reserve here for an allocation as we get closer.

Joe, when is the next Sketch Booth?

Two weeks. Mark Chilcott

Will I ever find true love?

You did. You bring her to every show. Unless shes not the one. Then I would tell her now before you waste more time.

What day is today?

Tuesday.

My lawn edger/weed eater seems to not be operating properly, do you think it's a spark plug?

email arseny. Hes better at this one

My dogs farts smell like bubblegum. I am suspicious that he has been going on car rides with someone else. What can I do?

What kind of bubblegum?

You ever have to deal with that not-so-fresh feeling?

Unfortunately a lot.

What is the weather like in albuquerque?

According to Weather.com - 80 degress mostly sunny.

Train A, traveling 70 miles per hour (mph), leaves Westford heading toward Eastford, 260 miles away. At the same time Train B, traveling 60 mph, leaves Eastford heading toward Westford. When do the two trains meet?

2 hours?

wish I could tag you on here like the turds on FB.

eh most of the time its nice. I just wish ppl emailed us more instead of going to a private group. We answer pretty fast.

Can you recommend any good professional photographers for a family photo?

Matthew Wells or Arthur Leytman.

I'm noticing that my voice is changing, I have terrible acne, and I have fur where there was no fur before. Am I dying?

Puberty at 30 is tough.

How many licks does it take to get to the Toostie roll center of a Toostie Pop?

To be honest, I never tried. I just bite right into it.

Where you going with that gun in your hand?

Its probably my phone. Its sad. But not a gun.

I'm from the future. I came here in a time machine that you invented. Now I need your help to get back to the year 1985.

Trust me, I didn't invent anything. I can barely do anything physical.

You're going out there to destroy them, right? Not to study. Not to bring back. But to wipe them out.

Thats the plan.

Joe, Jo Jo-jo. Joey Joe-Jo, Jo Jo-Jo Joe. Jo-Jo-Jo, Joey Joe.

Joey Joe,

-Joe

Hey

Did you think the Cavs win one game in this years finals?

Golden in 5. Its sad to watch though because I like Lebron but its Curry's year obviously.

Will brock win at UFC 200 ?

Gets knocked out. Not sure what the hype was. But its funny he is fighting before CM.

You're waiting for a train. A train that will take you far away. You know where you hope the train will take you, but you can't be sure. Yet it doesn't matter. Now, tell me why?

adventure

You're in a desert walking along the sand when all of a sudden, you look down you see a tortoise...it's crawling towards you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs, trying to turn itself over. But it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that, Joe?

I own a turtle. His name is rabbit.

Who is Jon Snow's mother?

Neds sister?

[jkw3000]

[GoBluePanic]

[35mmpaul]

[mike123230]

I'm pretty sure that'd be a pass on the touring test...regardless

[Packatrix]

That got out of hand pretty quick.



Hey Joe,

Where did you find the time to deal with all of that?

[toobs]

[matowest]

[time]

Joe:

More important....

When will we see a drop of the Wonka bar and Golden Ticket pins?

And is it true Bottleneck is going to fix EB too?

[AliRock110]