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samuraiwriter
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Mon Apr 12, 2010 6:11 pm

ColdSoreSuperstar wrote:
If I wanted to have a piece of an obese dead person strenuously blowing on my wall I'd have bought that Choe.
Ok, file under genius.

Eventhough I love both pieces (I know... I know... Choe and DMB aren't exactly normal bedfellows) this post is classic!
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Mon Apr 12, 2010 6:40 pm

big fan of the maden quote in my signature
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Thu Apr 15, 2010 3:17 am

maden wrote:ColdSore, I would drymount midgets with you.
RupertPupkin wrote:I live by this rule and this rule alone: people are drymounting idiots.
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Thu Apr 15, 2010 3:20 am

From the New Jay Ryan thread:
fredo wrote: +2
Art prints shmartprtints. Gigposters are where it's at in my house. At least... that arbitrary designation allows me to fool myself into hanging up some otherwise very goofy pictures.
Me: "See, brain? They're historic!"
Brain: "I am on to you. You're a drymounting idiot and your guests think you're a manchild."
Me; "What guests?"
Brain: "Good point. Let's get that one with the snakes coming outta the chick's butt."
Me: "I love you."
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Thu Apr 15, 2010 3:25 am

Codeblue wrote:
maden wrote:ColdSore, I would drymount midgets with you.
+1

german porn remix:
"ColdSore, I would drymount crossdressing amputee midgets with you."


and as for ole fredo. i told ya to lock away all cactii when he comes over, but you just wouldn't listen, wouldn't ya? :lol:
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Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:06 pm

mr smith, EB's poet laureate.
mistersmith wrote:I saw what is probably my all-time favorite band in a super-small shithole in Baltimore in about '02. Like, it was a non-descript door in a dark alley leading into a Baltimore rowhouse, then you immediately walked upstairs, then back downstairs again to the 6-foot stage and makeshift bar. Almost no light, and black drapes were hung in spots where you weren't supposed to walk. I thought there was an even-money shot that at the bottom of the staircase wasn't a club, but rather a room draped in plastic where some weird dude with an assortment of dental tools and edged blades wanted to see what was inside of me, but would be in no hurry to satisfy his curiosity.
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Wed Apr 21, 2010 8:51 pm

that sounds like the end of almost every episode of dexter.
27 wrote: One time i was walking down the tracks when i was 4 yrs old and this train raped me in my butt.
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Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:04 pm

samuraiwriter wrote:
ColdSoreSuperstar wrote:
If I wanted to have a piece of an obese dead person strenuously blowing on my wall I'd have bought that Choe.
Ok, file under genius.

Eventhough I love both pieces (I know... I know... Choe and DMB aren't exactly normal bedfellows) this post is classic!
I didn't know he was dead!!!!!!
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Thu Apr 29, 2010 4:08 pm

and we have a winner!
srdzevon wrote:Movies aren't for character development, they're for stuff go blow-uppy. Go read a book Poindexter.
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Thu Apr 29, 2010 5:02 pm

by ColdSoreSuperstar
how drymounting old are you codgers?

I sleep on a pile of rocks in a backyard and am grateful for it.

this one made me laugh :D
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Thu Apr 29, 2010 5:02 pm

bahahahahahahhahahahah
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Thu Apr 29, 2010 5:19 pm

This is such an honor. First off I'd like to thank your mom...
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Thu Apr 29, 2010 5:22 pm

whoops. for the record, I was laughing at the movie one, not my own. I am far too humble for something like that.
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Thu Apr 29, 2010 5:26 pm

srdzevon wrote:This is such an honor. First off I'd like to thank your mom...
I'd also like to thank you for directing that message at me.
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Thu Apr 29, 2010 6:32 pm

machination wrote:
srdzevon wrote:This is such an honor. First off I'd like to thank your mom...
I'd also like to thank you for directing that message at me.
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