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pewter14
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Sun Nov 04, 2018 6:52 pm

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mistersmith wrote:Brady is one of the best QBs in history and will forever been seen as such.
Two links every EB member should read, please take a moment:

EB Wiki - How to Ship a Print in a Tube

Expressobeans For Sale Forum - Open Market Guidelines
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theperfecttree
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Sun Nov 04, 2018 7:59 pm

:clap:

(thanks for cleaning that up, pewter)
finneganm wrote:What’s up with the yellow-tinged, Asian lettering Die Hard posters? First Moss and now this. Odd combo, but what do I know.
I think Gabz called his an "Olly Moss Variant" somewhere. I don't get the choice of yellow on the Olly one either. Durieux Die Hard is still the best IMO
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Sun Nov 04, 2018 8:58 pm

I envision a view from behind /from the shoulder blades up with the gun-shaped words "Die Hard" taped between them. Only instead of Willis' head arms, it's a ghost's wearing a cheap Bruce Willis mask with a rubber band. You can see Hans through the arms/eyeholes. Fat cop is mashed into the lower half of the print sitting on mountain of donuts - he's talking into a CB:
"I see dead people, man"
Willis "You're goddam right you do, mal."
Hans "???"

Hynes/Hall to handle this one.
just a foil for me today, thanks
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Mon Nov 05, 2018 1:51 am

thought i heard something...nvm
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Tue Nov 06, 2018 1:35 am

http://forum.expressobeans.com/viewtopi ... 0&t=178783

Duke doesn't realize that I can check out with my fat fingers in less time than that. Anyone want to rent my fingers for $9 a month?
Lies are a funny thing. They slip through your fingertips because they never happened to you. Time wounds all the heals as we fade out of view
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Tue Nov 06, 2018 12:59 pm

Does that include legal advice?
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Mon Nov 19, 2018 10:38 pm

RE: Tips for noobs on eb
finneganm wrote:Try your hardest to not get blowjobbed to death when people find out you collect posters.
So it goes...
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SPAC04
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Fri Nov 23, 2018 2:36 am

Codeblue wrote:Image

What did I miss?

P.S.
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P.P.S. I hereby retire from posting.









































































































































Not really.
POTY
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Fri Nov 23, 2018 3:14 am

Codeblue wrote:Not really.
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Fri Nov 23, 2018 3:50 am

:lol:
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Mon Dec 03, 2018 12:37 pm

http://forum.expressobeans.com/viewtopi ... 0&t=179025

Gotta love the keyword spam on an EB FS (as if those keywords would spawn much more interest up in hur anyway).
RupertPupkin wrote:I live by this rule and this rule alone: people are drymounting idiots.
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Mon Dec 03, 2018 3:49 pm

Codeblue wrote:http://forum.expressobeans.com/viewtopi ... 0&t=179025

Gotta love the keyword spam on an EB FS (as if those keywords would spawn much more interest up in hur anyway).
All those words make it look like he forgot to use auto-correct...
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Thu Dec 06, 2018 10:19 am

finneganm wrote:I think the Hot Fuzz is fun.

Plus, come on.

Picture the most perfect Hot Fuzz poster. The quintessential Hot Fuzz poster. The Hot Fuzziest Hot Fuzz poster. Now picture where you’d hang it in your house. Now picture all your loved ones laughing and pointing at you for proudly hanging a drymounting Hot Fuzz poster. Then picture yourself pleading with them, “but it’s limited!” Now picture your loved ones all stop laughing, and then they all in unison tell you how dissappointed they are in you. How much potential you showed in your youth, how you pissed it all away. Now picture yourself just crying. Forever. you little bitch
When I'm done ranting about elite power that rules the planet under a totalitarian government that uses the media to keep people stupid, my throat gets parched. That's why I drink Orange Drink. - BH
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Thu Dec 06, 2018 10:20 am

Great use of the text sizing code in there.
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Fri Dec 07, 2018 4:06 pm

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while:

http://forum.expressobeans.com/viewtopi ... 0&t=179060
"If I could fly high above the world, would I see a bunch of living dots spell the word stupidity" - Bad Religion
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