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canuck
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Sun Jul 17, 2016 10:43 pm

JamesBStudios wrote:Hello all-

Thank you for the thoughts, as thoughts are rare today.

First, yes I am producing art. It will exist, just as my past art has. It is real to be judged and hated. I always produce what is on my mind, so if that is a crime, then blame the higher powers. The ones who let me exist to do it. The ones who let me come into reality.

I have been at this for six years now, making art for the world, smudging pigments on substrates, being critiqued by the world. I have received several death threats, been called mentally unstable (even thought I was most likely drunk), my designs have been ripped off by artist whore business men and their sons, and many other things. And you know what, it was and is all worth it.
This is what you do to your artists? You know the real artists who try to do something real. The artists who make wares in their basements or the alleys with their own hands. Not the ones who smear paint on their designer jeans and show up at a planned photo OP.

I just met with an assistant who will be helping me. Someone who understands what I am trying to do, so James B Studios has it's first real employee.

To those who believed in me before, I thank you. I know many of you will not read this, but thank you. You believed before the institutions and the hype, before I was Larry Gagosian's love child. The instiutions are calling so invest now whores. I don't give a crap if this ruins my reputation, because I have none left. I am the wild, drunken, bastard child of the art world whether you like it or not. And that is fine with me. Just remember that James B is real and there are no limits.
We have missed you James!
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Sat Jul 30, 2016 2:50 pm

circlexcomplete wrote:Please delete this thread mods.
:lol:
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Mon Aug 01, 2016 1:18 am

NEWPORTS69 wrote:Image
RupertPupkin wrote:I live by this rule and this rule alone: people are drymounting idiots.
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Mon Aug 01, 2016 11:02 pm

Maybe dude was confronted by an imminent blowy and had to check the freshness of his peen. It's the gentlemanly thing to do.
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Tue Aug 02, 2016 6:22 am

Yous haven't watched a PTI/DLHQ type sports show in the last few weeks huh? It's the dude's (European soccer coach) nervous tick. They blasted it all over ESPN, guy got real embarrassed, and went right back to doing it. There's worse ones too.
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Tue Aug 02, 2016 7:18 pm

Cragars wrote:Maybe dude was confronted by an imminent blowy and had to check the freshness of his peen. It's the gentlemanly thing to do.
Hahaha :lol:
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Tue Aug 02, 2016 7:24 pm

DickButt wrote:
ZoSoTim wrote:Why is the Geico caveman riding a bunny?
Pearl Jam posters. So easy a caveman can do it.
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choke wrote:I won't give up a flip that I can get myself to someone who is convinced they need it. None of us need any of this fudge. It's art. It's not medicine.
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Tue Aug 02, 2016 9:39 pm

Codeblue wrote:
NEWPORTS69 wrote:Image
The cut off Chuck's fingers for that in SOA...
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Tue Aug 02, 2016 9:40 pm

RambosRemodeler wrote:
DickButt wrote:
ZoSoTim wrote:Why is the Geico caveman riding a bunny?
Pearl Jam posters. So easy a caveman can do it.

:D
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Tue Aug 02, 2016 9:41 pm

Y'all acting like you've never smelled your own dick hand?
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Wed Aug 03, 2016 10:36 am

bryndavies wrote:Y'all acting like you've never smelled your own dick hand?
I'd rather smell my wife's breath doh.
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Fri Aug 19, 2016 1:39 pm

punch wrote:Image

This weeks print.. that right hand.
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Fri Aug 19, 2016 5:05 pm

In all fairness, hands are hard to draw... but still. :lol:
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Fri Aug 19, 2016 6:26 pm

Weird angle is all.
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Sat Sep 03, 2016 1:53 am

ivxx4all wrote:
hunterjax wrote:
soam24 wrote:Timed edition's are for those with entitlement issues. Limited paper is serious business.
Limited editions are for those with superiority complexes. Timed paper is art for serious collectors of art.
Luls. Yep, mondo timed editions have always been associated with serious art collecting.
RupertPupkin wrote:I live by this rule and this rule alone: people are drymounting idiots.
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