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Jasper73
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Wed Apr 13, 2016 3:51 pm

Can't unsee.. Leaving the light on tonight.
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squalie
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Wed Apr 13, 2016 4:19 pm

How LSD Makes Your Brain One With The Universe

http://www.npr.org/sections/health-shot ... t=20160413

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wottagunn
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Wed Apr 13, 2016 11:26 pm

I just received a call from my girlfriend saying that she opened a letter addressed to me, thinking it was a bill for some landscaping we had done. Well she could not have picked a worse letter to open – it was the confirmation letter and receipt for her engagement ring! I cant drymounting believe it. Ive kept this fudge secret for a while and thought the letters had stopped but this was the final one with my card attached (it’s a monthly payment thing).
She promises me that she didn’t see much – only the name of the jeweler and the fortnightly payment amount. But the jeweler is obviously enough to give it away.

Can anyone help me and think of a lie as to what the letter can be for. I need help!
I was thinking of telling her that it is just a quote, but is that believable? That I was pricing one up because the store had some sales around xmas time.

I cant think of anything else that would make her think otherwise.


Someone please help me


Maybe ill call the cops and have her locked up for opening my mail.
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evilpresence
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Wed Apr 13, 2016 11:32 pm

Time to man up and just ask her.
Diabolos80
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Wed Apr 13, 2016 11:52 pm

Dude, she knows.
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wottagunn
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Wed Apr 13, 2016 11:55 pm

im clutching at straws, I know
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Kramerica
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Thu Apr 14, 2016 12:10 am

Tell her it was for your other girlfriend. That will throw her off.
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Codeblue
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Thu Apr 14, 2016 12:16 am

Why don't ya just fugging propose to her already? Marriage is stupid enough as it is without all the pomp and circumstance.
RupertPupkin wrote:I live by this rule and this rule alone: people are drymounting idiots.
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wottagunn
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Thu Apr 14, 2016 12:29 am

Codeblue wrote:Marriage is stupid enough as it is without all the pomp and circumstance.
I agree with you on this
I could do it now but it would be pretty fudge. Ill be waiting til we go away somewhere
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ToolFanFromWayBack
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Thu Apr 14, 2016 12:41 am

Maybe a buying a watch for yourself? or the jail thing...
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canuck
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Thu Apr 14, 2016 12:50 am

It's a trick mate!! She is totally testing you.


Lol
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canuck
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Thu Apr 14, 2016 12:52 am

gorkie wrote: So listen up all my married friends - the moral of this story is that you better think long and hard before introducing another penis into the bedroom.
Exactly! More vagina is never a bad thing.
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fredo
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Thu Apr 14, 2016 1:00 am

Tell her it's for a hooker you went mudpit on after agreeing to moutstuff only. Blame the meth. A keeper will understand.
just a foil for me today, thanks
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Codeblue
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Thu Apr 14, 2016 1:03 am

Maybe just throw another shrimp on the barbie?
RupertPupkin wrote:I live by this rule and this rule alone: people are drymounting idiots.
Diabolos80
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Thu Apr 14, 2016 1:17 am

Congratulations on your impending engagement, too. You'll have to make it up to her with a big wedding, y'know. Fly out a few EBers for the festivities, that'll show her you really care.
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