Random Posts & Chaos

howdyall · Tue Nov 15, 2022 9:13 am

The next pandemic will be far worse in less time

Combine that with the "unexpected" effect of global warming on fertility rates and food scarcity, and we'll claw that 8 billion back to something more comfortable soon enough

fredo · Thu Nov 17, 2022 2:21 am

“I think this is an opportune moment for me to take what’s left of my fortune and enjoy some long overdue quality time with my subcutaneous faceroast”

Grateful69Phish · Thu Nov 17, 2022 7:35 am

problems with ticketbastard ?
monopoly? rigged ? LOLOLOL - HELLLLLOOOO !!!

go swifties go.... get those financial rapists

fredo · Sun Nov 20, 2022 11:58 pm

Aliens.

https://i.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/30074493 ... s-straight

Why’d the Mongolian sheep walk around in circles for 14 days? Because they’re so damned stupid!!! No wait, I told it wrong. It’s because the shepherd didn’t say “for two weeks straight.”

Get it?

stuckeyc · Fri Nov 25, 2022 3:30 pm

Lots of market research going on judging by the hot today list

Grateful69Phish · Fri Nov 25, 2022 3:58 pm

T-

whose going to be my Daisy?

Codeblue · Fri Nov 25, 2022 11:58 pm

stuckeyc wrote: ↑
Fri Nov 25, 2022 3:30 pm
Lots of market research going on judging by the hot today list

Luls. Been a while.

KipPotapych · Sat Nov 26, 2022 2:09 am

Back to Elon:

haven · Sat Nov 26, 2022 11:02 am

Ron is certainly sensible.

howdyall · Sat Nov 26, 2022 12:00 pm

Elon is just drymounting stupid, and proof that with enough momentum and money, you can fail your way to the top simply by virtue of riding the coattails of thousands of abused employees who actually have to work for any success

imagine being dumb enough to call ron "my plan to prosecute brown voters for not acting illegally has failed miserably and showed exactly how racist I am" desantis a centrist. Like, elon is a special kind of stupid, but not a productive kind of stupid

his only benefit to any of the businesses he runs is executive jester and market manipulator, nothing more

fredo · Sat Nov 26, 2022 4:42 pm

He’s a loser.

The right has done a really thorough job of painting all Dems as radical. Crazy.

KipPotapych · Mon Nov 28, 2022 10:45 pm

They will also make sure there is padding inside the tube with that Luke Martin print. Sounds like a contender for that douche magnet thread.

fredo · Tue Nov 29, 2022 12:24 am

Monkey pox renamed Mpox, because Kool Mo’ P was already taken.

KipPotapych · Wed Nov 30, 2022 3:35 am

Someone mentioned that the next step is mental breakdown, I said that Kim walks out first:

Next is the meltdown.

fredo · Wed Nov 30, 2022 4:45 am

What do you mean “next”?