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This probably won't work.. but I'm buzzed and curious..

The point of this thread is to just post something random..

no discussion..

just random..

PM the person who posted something if you want to talk about it...

I'll start..


What's a snozberry?

The snozberries taste like snozberries!

wheres the couch?

i dont know.

it was here before!?!?!?

i know.

where is it now?

i dont know.

you were here all day, right?

yea.

so wheres the couch????

i dont know.

ok asshole. its getting late and im sick of this. take your analytical fudge and go to bed.

i cant.

why not????

i sleep on the couch.

*is drawn to the smell of chaos

How do pubes know exactly how long they're supposed to be?

greasy wrote:wheres the couch?

i dont know.

it was here before!?!?!?

i know.

where is it now?

i dont know.

you were here all day, right?

yea.

so wheres the couch????

i dont know.

ok asshole. its getting late and im sick of this. take your analytical fudge and go to bed.

i cant.

why not????

i sleep on the couch.

RIP

"I think any reasonable juror could infer that a man's penis in the mouth of a calf is torment," Morgan argued. "It's a crime against nature."

"If the cow had the cognitive ability to form thought and speak, would it say, 'Where's the milk? I'm not getting any milk."

"I'm not saying it's OK," Morley said. "This is a legal question for me. It's not a questions of morals. It's not a question of hygiene. It's not a question of how people should conduct themselves."

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/homep ... y_cop.html

Nothing seems less random and chaotic than establishing a dedicated place for randomness and chaos.

Or I just read too much Kafka in the last few weeks.

jjbehren wrote:How do pubes know exactly how long they're supposed to be?

That is a damn good question.

Need some chicks at this sausagefest

ChefFerrari wrote:Need some chicks at this sausagefest