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Mon Mar 07, 2011 6:06 pm

jamesgunter wrote:Is it wrong to crave the Ramen Noodle beef flavor packets??? ...i mean, i can certainly afford to feed myself, they should be a thing of the past. and yet.....
I still eat Chef Boyardee and Kraft macaroni and cheese because it's hella good. Top Ramen's what, just rice/flour and 4 flakes of spice and tons of salt, right? You could do worse.
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Mon Mar 07, 2011 6:24 pm

mmmmmm salt
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Tue Mar 08, 2011 11:19 am

jamesgunter wrote:Is it wrong to crave the Ramen Noodle beef flavor packets??? ...i mean, i can certainly afford to feed myself, they should be a thing of the past. and yet.....
Dude...That's the "Magic Dust", consuming it makes dreams come true.
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Tue Mar 08, 2011 11:20 am

Is it bad if ones hands feel like dried up Chicken Claws?!?!?!
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Tue Mar 08, 2011 11:34 am

Tapecat wrote:Is it bad if ones hands feel like dried up Chicken Claws?!?!?!
Yes Craig. That's bad and nasty all wrapped up in one sentence.
You been cage fighting fool? :shock:
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Tue Mar 08, 2011 11:36 am

Tapecat wrote:
jamesgunter wrote:Is it wrong to crave the Ramen Noodle beef flavor packets??? ...i mean, i can certainly afford to feed myself, they should be a thing of the past. and yet.....
Dude...That's the "Magic Dust", consuming it makes dreams come true.
i think you have it confused with kief..
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Tue Mar 08, 2011 11:46 am

ironjaiden wrote:
Tapecat wrote:Is it bad if ones hands feel like dried up Chicken Claws?!?!?!
Yes Craig. That's bad and nasty all wrapped up in one sentence.
You been cage fighting fool? :shock:
No cage fighting, cage Cleaning maybe.......Another doctor visit tomorrow, this fudge better NOT need a Knife.(But I'm thinkin' THAT's dreamin')

Do NOT google image..."ulnar nerve surgery"!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Tue Mar 08, 2011 11:50 am

Tapecat wrote:Is it bad if ones hands feel like dried up Chicken Claws?!?!?!
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Tue Mar 08, 2011 11:51 am

Hahahahahaha CLASSIC!!!! :clap:
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Tue Mar 08, 2011 1:55 pm

let's all smile together.
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Tue Mar 08, 2011 3:19 pm

Tapecat wrote:Do NOT google image..."ulnar nerve surgery"!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
OMGOMGOMG <cringing as chills run down spine>
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Tue Mar 08, 2011 4:00 pm

Just had Lamb Tartare for lunch from Sportellos.... GODDAMN IT who would have thought raw lamb would taste so good?
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Tue Mar 08, 2011 11:55 pm

morecoffee wrote:
Tapecat wrote:Is it bad if ones hands feel like dried up Chicken Claws?!?!?!
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"Madge! I'm soakin' in it!!!"
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Wed Mar 09, 2011 12:03 am

jamesgunter wrote:Is it wrong to crave the Ramen Noodle beef flavor packets??? ...i mean, i can certainly afford to feed myself, they should be a thing of the past. and yet.....
It's the MSG that you crave. Umami, the fifth taste. Mmmmmmmm......

http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2010/01/ ... ats-umami/
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Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:59 pm

Suppose that you and your lovely date are tired of going to dinner and eating food. Instead of a meal, you both crave the pure salty goodness of salt.

For that, you need to go to 8 Rivers LoDo

Speaking of salt...
(ripped from Yelp).

Suppose that you and your lovely date are tired of going to dinner and eating food. Instead of a meal, you both crave the pure salty goodness of salt.

For that, you need to go to 8 Rivers LoDo

The Chef at 8 Rivers LoDo forgoes the usual ingredients found in edible food and takes a more ... chemical approach.

Chef lovingly combines his sodium and chloride in equal molar proportions; then binds each atom of the Na + and Cl - by an ionic bond. Stacking these molecules together and giving them different names on the menu, Chef creates a saliferous flight of monotonous flavor. Each bite morphs in the mouth from brackish to briny and back to brackish then back to briny, then briny again, then brackish; then, finally, thank Jah, it is almost over with a final briny flourish as you try to swallow.

My increasingly shriveled date had the Tilapia. This fish was prepared in the " Carib lutefisk" tradition practiced only, thank Tafari, by the Chef at 8 Rivers LoDo. It swam in a gelatinous colloid redolent of contact lens solution and gummy bears. My acrid jerk pork and alkaline rice were paired with pickled collard greens that tasted of movie theater hot dog and parrot beak sharpener.

Closing my eyes, as my saliva evaporated, I was again in Jamaica. You see, on my last visit, I swam too far from shore and was swept away in a rip tide. As the waves crashed over me and I grew weaker, I swallowed mouthful after mouthful of salty cerulean sea and felt my life ebb away; as did my vision of the increasingly distant shore.

This meal brought back not so much the flavors of the Caribbean islands, but the flavor of the human life extinguishing fluid that embraces those islands.
just a foil for me today, thanks
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