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ygolohcysp
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Tue Jun 05, 2018 1:19 pm

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bubbie wrote:Should airlines soon install URINALS in their planes to cut loo queue times?
A manufacturer has released designs for something called the Durinal - two urinals which will fit in the place of one toilet.
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The designs take up the space of one standard loo, so two men can pee at the same time in the same space – which should shorten toilet queues and ease congestion in plane cabins.
As if there is enough space for two grown men taking a leak at the same time. What the drymount is wrong with people, really? I have gotten an even better idea, they should install three urinals. Then three men can pee "at the same time in the same space". Luls.
Just go back to the open trough configuration. 15 men can pee in the space of 4 toilets. Or just lower the sinks so the shorter people can pee in them too.

Let's all just cath at our seats.
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Tue Jun 05, 2018 1:23 pm

ygolohcysp wrote:
ToolFanFromWayBack wrote:
bubbie wrote:Should airlines soon install URINALS in their planes to cut loo queue times?
A manufacturer has released designs for something called the Durinal - two urinals which will fit in the place of one toilet.
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The designs take up the space of one standard loo, so two men can pee at the same time in the same space – which should shorten toilet queues and ease congestion in plane cabins.
As if there is enough space for two grown men taking a leak at the same time. What the drymount is wrong with people, really? I have gotten an even better idea, they should install three urinals. Then three men can pee "at the same time in the same space". Luls.
Just go back to the open trough configuration. 15 men can pee in the space of 4 toilets. Or just lower the sinks so the shorter people can pee in them too.

Let's all just cath at our seats.
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Tue Jun 05, 2018 1:27 pm

ToolFanFromWayBack wrote:Just go back to the open trough configuration. 15 men can pee in the space of 4 toilets. Or just lower the sinks so the shorter people can pee in them too.
:lol:
Codeblue wrote:Is it really dat big of an issue? If a duke can't hold his piss for a few minutes, he should prolly get adult diapers.
I never even get up if I see people going in or waiting by the door. A bit more complicated with kids though.

I think they should remove a row of seats by the washroom and built normal washrooms, where a guy does not have to look like a drymounting sea horse when using the washroom. Then split the difference in lost seat sales and increase the prices of the remaining seats. On the other hand, can't say I give a fudge, really.
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Tue Jun 05, 2018 1:35 pm

bubbie wrote:where a guy does not have to look like a drymounting sea horse when using the washroom.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Stingers wrote:If you can't get it up eat less fudge, excersise and stop being a kitten.
john38103 wrote:All gin every thing. drymount all you hoes.
Relax, I honestly don't give a fudge.
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Tue Jun 05, 2018 1:58 pm

Do your friends laugh at you for having too many kids? Not a problem! Just make sure there are no cameras around.

Man abandons baby after being mocked for having too many kids.
A dad has been caught on camera kissing his three-day-old baby on the head before abandoning it in a church.

Bitto Davis, 32, from Kerala, India, and his 28-year-old wife, Pravitha, were later arrested after the chilling footage was aired on local TV.

Church security staff found the baby at 8.30 p.m. Thursday and called the police, reports India Today.

They then reviewed the CCTV, which shows the dad strolling in before carefully placing his child on the ground.

He then walks away but seemingly cannot help glancing back at the child one last time.

When police detained the man and his wife, they reportedly claimed they had abandoned their own child because people laughed at them for having too many kids.

It has been reported friends and family had mocked Pravitha for becoming pregnant again.

A police officer told the Indian Express: “They already have three sons, aged eight, six and four and this was their fourth child.

“Bitto spoke of getting mocked by his friends for having four children in such quick succession and I think that is why he was disturbed. His friends would often apparently comment on the size of his wife’s belly and keep prodding whether she’s pregnant.

“After his wife’s delivery in Thrissur, they took a train to Kochi and arrived at the church to leave the baby.”

The couple was charged with child abandonment and cruelty charges.
On the other hand, I learned that there is apparently church security, at least in India. The more you know...
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Tue Jun 05, 2018 2:44 pm

At the dentist and about to change providers.

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Tue Jun 05, 2018 2:46 pm

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Tue Jun 05, 2018 2:49 pm

So Bev Doolittle.
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Tue Jun 05, 2018 6:35 pm

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Screen up there was frozen on two dudes in speedos for 3 hours. I laughed and laughed.
just a foil for me today, thanks
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Tue Jun 05, 2018 9:22 pm

What the? Hilarious!
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Tue Jun 05, 2018 10:49 pm

gorkie wrote:
Didn't realize you were Asian...
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Tue Jun 05, 2018 11:26 pm

I'm not.

I'm Reptilian.
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Thu Jun 07, 2018 9:01 am

Speaking of...

How it's meant to go:

Oops!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=515-EfhXne0


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Thu Jun 07, 2018 10:17 am

That dog deserved better owners.

Just amazing...
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