ryefish75 wrote:Grateful69Phish wrote:I hate it when I fart leaving an elevator knowing the next person is going to have to smell it
Are you kidding? I do this on purpose, to spite the people coming in afterwards. Most of the time I'll fart in an elevator and then take the stairs instead, to punish those lazy fat-asses who could otherwise use the exercise.
Your infected, with my kind of sickness!
One time, I farted BIG time, so I push the button to get off for fear of someone else getting on before my stop and sees my eyes watering........ problem was, I got the same elevator minutes later only to find the people on board gagging and laughing. I did not take the credit- it was real real bad.