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On vacation until 10/4

Big day up here in the North. Enjoy responsibly my friends

So jelly.

I would like to take this opportunity to say to the dirty, crooked Canada on their STOLEN holiday. To the crooked Canadians who stole, and this is true, who also stole hockey from the native American - right? UH. MEH. RIH. KEN. The native American pocahontians, which they stole hockey from and in return gave us what? Neil Young? Please. I sing a thousand times better than Neil Young <<belts a few bars of Pocahontas>>. And now this. I tell you what, this is dirty crooked behavior from a country that, when you think about it really isn't a country at all. Right? I mean they still work for the queen. And I tell you, they'd do a lot better working for me, Ask anybody - I pay VEH-REE well. So, happy dirty stolen thanksgiving to crooked Canada and your geese which fudge all over my beautiful golf courses. SAD! I hire wolves to murder them.

It's been brought to my attention that today is not Thanksgiving in dirty crooked Canada. I want to be perfectly clear that I knew this all along. I knew this and you can save your stolen hockey and metric football breaths. And I would like to take this opportunity to declare the coastline of all Great Lakes American property. We will deploy wolves - who CAN swim, mind you - so don't get any ideas. We deploy the wolves immediately. Godspeed, Leonardo DiCaprio.

Too early for drinking in enzee, no?

I involuntarily channel greatness sometimes.

Finally able to login again. Been like two weeks. Hi.

Seems to be humming along after taking a complete fudge

I proposed to my then gf on Saturday at the finish line of my first 50k ultra. I say “then” because she said yes.

zefarrett wrote:I proposed to my then gf on Saturday at the finish line of my first 50k ultra. I say “then” because she said yes.

Congratulations!
Also, 50k?!

congrats Zef!

Congrats, man! And down the road you can always claim you were delirious after running 50k if it doesn't work out.