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Sun Nov 09, 2014 12:30 pm

Very cool, thanks Decker
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That's what she said
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Sun Nov 09, 2014 12:34 pm

That's awesome! Thanks for sharing that info dude.
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Sun Nov 09, 2014 12:45 pm

DarkenedShrine wrote:That's awesome! Thanks for sharing that info dude.
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Sun Nov 09, 2014 12:51 pm

So, now that I have helped get the thread back on track...
I am going to take a moment to derail it again.

Nope. No rap lyrics. No tree climbing.


So, a friend of mine who had missed on the drop were having a conversation via text...
About whether he should buy a copy of said print off ebay b/c he is working again,
and *could* afford it, but $1k is still a fudge ton of $ for some inkjet, laquer and metallic
ink on paper. I told him NO. I told him wait for things to die down... And if they didn't,
I'd likely sell him mine. Anyway, none of that is really important.

So, we are chatting and after having had a successful surgery to remove a brain tumor
#realfvckinglife #oneofthenicesthumanbeingsiknow he was getting back out and dating
again. Well, the here is the conversation regarding *that*...


Me: It was a pleasure getting to chat with you and I am genuinely thrilled you are on this
side of the living, and seemingly doing well... And getting your candle waxed!


B: Haha, hell yeah! In fact, She polished Vader's helmet last night.

The force is strong in this one....

I hope that as you came, your penis didn't make sounds like; Hull, perhhh, hull, perhhh....

LOL

I'm still laughing

I try :P

"No. Try not. Do... Or do not. There is no try."

Seriously.... That was fvckin funny.

Nice!

Gotta being Yoda into our farce of the Force! Ha

*bring*

O yes!

(following day)

I am still laughing today with regard to your Vader comment. It's a non sequitur
that just tickles the fudge out of me. That's my kind of humor!


I'm flattered that you are still laughing re:Vader

Did your Dad's penis ever talk to you growing up...
Particularly in your teens or early 20's? You know,
those 'rebellious' yrs...
"Briian, I am your FATHER"


But perhaps of greater concern...
Your Grandfather's penis didn't ever talk to you...
Did it!??


And now you will call ME,
MAASTAHHH


Right before he tried to shoot an electric bolt of semen at you
out that hand cannon, held at waist level... ??


No???

Maybe my family was just weird then....

:(

HULL PERRHHHH....

Think George Lucas was molested by his Grand Fahjah...

And *that's* where Star Wars REALLY came from???

(Hope I haven't ruined the trilogy for you! Hull perrhh)

LOL

DO or DO NOT ;)

I'm leaving work and driving home so I don't check text messages while driving.
But god damn, you are 2 for 2! You gotta work this into a trilogy a sick disgusting
trilogy of a joke. It would be apropos. Ok temporarily out of contact and talk soon,
and I'm still laughing.


Nice!!

I was kind of wondering if you'd take any offense to my posting our conversation (sans names)
to EB??


I am back at home, I take no offense if you want to post this ongoing joke on an EB thread. Delightful!
Because really, who doesn't love dick jokes?



And there you have it kids!

I hope you all enjoyed the show! Sorry, if you didn't have time to get popcorn ready...
But some times life just happens with our without your planning for it.

#stayfrosty #nothinggoldcanstay #staygoldponeyboy #sehinton #robertfrost #davidsimon
#inthenoutinthesameorder #quotesandcredits #respectdueonallaccounts #climbtrees :p
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Sun Nov 09, 2014 12:53 pm

:hanging:
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Sun Nov 09, 2014 12:54 pm

HappaHaoli wrote:To me, it almost seems like he's shedded his initial helmet but a new one is already forming/calcifying. The head is black in contrast to the neck and the coarsing veins seem almost like "blood" is rushing to the head to nourish whatever is going on in it. If that isn't a texture on the headmet itself it may be so smooth that it's reflecting the clouds overhead (longshot as they would be a different type than those in the background).

Dude, that is an AWESOME theory. :notworthy:


I think you may have hit the nail right on the helmet-less head :lol:
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Sun Nov 09, 2014 12:55 pm

What?
mattkardish wrote:the polar bear would take the great white to the corner of jabroni drive and know your role boulevard and rock bottom his ass onto that stop sign and finish him off with the people's elbow. clearly y'all can't smell what the polar bear is cookin.
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Sun Nov 09, 2014 12:55 pm

Timbrh2001 wrote:
DarkenedShrine wrote:That's awesome! Thanks for sharing that info dude.
Sure thing fellas. :cheers:
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downtown wrote:If God has a plan for humanity it is simply to see what Aaron Horkey will do in the next ten years.
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Sun Nov 09, 2014 1:00 pm

UrsusMorris wrote:What?
It was what is commonly referred to as a joke...
A *sick* twisted joke. I hope I didn't offend any Star Wars fans.


But if a little levity can't be brought to this thread;
(at anyone's expense other than *perhaps* George Lucas)
Who I think it is *safe* to say is not a board member...

Well, if that can't happen...



Then *maybe* it is just time to venture on to the vast uncharted wilderness of Instagram.
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downtown wrote:If God has a plan for humanity it is simply to see what Aaron Horkey will do in the next ten years.
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Sun Nov 09, 2014 1:03 pm

Oh, and noweyesee...
The HAND joke cracked me the F up! :lol: Seriously. Classic.
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downtown wrote:If God has a plan for humanity it is simply to see what Aaron Horkey will do in the next ten years.
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Sun Nov 09, 2014 1:04 pm

Oh and 3rdEye...
Thank you SO much for posting up all the detail shot! You dudes RULE.

VACVVM. :notworthy:
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Sun Nov 09, 2014 1:05 pm

Just found it odd to be posted in this particular thread. In "Anything Goes" or some Star Wars thread would have been perfect, just not in here. Not bitching by any means, just.....dumbfounded? 8)
mattkardish wrote:the polar bear would take the great white to the corner of jabroni drive and know your role boulevard and rock bottom his ass onto that stop sign and finish him off with the people's elbow. clearly y'all can't smell what the polar bear is cookin.
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Sun Nov 09, 2014 1:09 pm

Well, the "bird" is kind of like a crusty old while mine dying without it's helmet...
So, it is *actually* way more appropriate than you thought! :wink:


edit: All twisted and evil...
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Sun Nov 09, 2014 1:12 pm

decker3984 wrote:Well, the "bird" is kind of like a crusty old while mine dying without it's helmet...
So, it is *actually* way more appropriate than you thought! :wink:


edit: All twisted and evil...
I absolutely love the bird, no complaints from me about any of this image, one of my all-time favorites.

Perfect companion to my all-time favorite Horkey, WBG.
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Sun Nov 09, 2014 1:17 pm

Since i mentioned it...

So, the ray in Epoch...
It's underbelly, much like the tumor headed antelope in Boris/RSR was modeled after a deer
skull fragment that Aaron found on a hike. Both pieces were modeled after the same piece
of skull, just from different angles / perspectives.

Hork knowledge, pass it on. :cheers:
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