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by veltri
Sun Nov 10, 2019 12:44 pm
Forum: Art Discussion
Topic: New Banksy Print
Replies: 2740
Views: 229820

Re: New Banksy Print

I finally convince Banksy to do a Neil Young print by telling him his likenesses are better than Shepard's. Neil arrives to approve the proof and they get in a shouting match. The piece is called Clown by the River and has Anthropocene Neil holding one lp called Full Discography. Neil retorts that B...
by veltri
Sun Nov 10, 2019 7:03 am
Forum: Art Discussion
Topic: New Banksy Print
Replies: 2740
Views: 229820

Re: New Banksy Print

Meanwhile, Picasso comes back from hell on his "real artist" day pass to set up a greeting card licensing company Guernica Domestic Prostitutes. He's pissed off that Da Vinci makes more posthumous money than him.
He also tells me PayPal is returning my brother-in-law.
by veltri
Sun Nov 10, 2019 6:07 am
Forum: Art Discussion
Topic: New Banksy Print
Replies: 2740
Views: 229820

Re: New Banksy Print

Lou Reed comes down from heaven in a flying ferris wheel singing Going Down on the Dirty Bill-of-art. He's accompanied by Armenian Jesus who annoints the chinos and by Warhol who tongue in cheek calls it your 15 seconds of shame. The Weeknd's cousin was there too. I didn't understand why but everyon...
by veltri
Sun Nov 10, 2019 3:15 am
Forum: Art Discussion
Topic: New Banksy Print
Replies: 2740
Views: 229820

Re: New Banksy Print

So we're best buds now, but you know that whole anonymity thing was getting in the way whenever I introduced him.
So he screen printed us matching t-shirts using the Amazon logo but saying I'm with Bansky ->.
by veltri
Sun Nov 10, 2019 2:54 am
Forum: Art Discussion
Topic: New Banksy Print
Replies: 2740
Views: 229820

Re: New Banksy Print

So Banksy comes to the funeral and brings an etched tombstone.
But I refused it since the bar code scanner wasn't included.
by veltri
Sun Nov 10, 2019 2:29 am
Forum: Art Discussion
Topic: New Banksy Print
Replies: 2740
Views: 229820

Re: New Banksy Print

Next week my brother-in-law comes over to show off that he got $900 for each bill.
I said yeah that is lucky, I just got these certificates of authenticity in the mail.
Di faced Mustachioed Movember Tenner. Limited edition of ten. Signed and with a bum print. He keeled over and died of a stroke.
by veltri
Sun Nov 10, 2019 1:35 am
Forum: Art Discussion
Topic: New Banksy Print
Replies: 2740
Views: 229820

Re: New Banksy Print

Next day he comes back to get his ladder but it was too late. He tells me I owe him 20 for it. I only have a hundred so he gives me change. Only after do I see he gave me counterfeit tens. I added it to our monopoly game. Later, for the first time ever I won against my asshole brother-in-law. Pretty...
by veltri
Sun Nov 10, 2019 12:59 am
Forum: Art Discussion
Topic: New Banksy Print
Replies: 2740
Views: 229820

Re: New Banksy Print

This sketchy guy rings my doorbell and says, "You had the funniest answer to "why strikethough does art matter" so take a look outside." There was an ugly rat painted on my aluminum siding. I told him he should have asked first and made him remove it. He apologized and asked if he could paint a cute...
by veltri
Sun Nov 03, 2019 1:31 pm
Forum: Help and Suggestions
Topic: What on the current EB site needs fixing?
Replies: 310
Views: 10365

Re: What on the current EB site needs fixing?

Will be relying on this thread for info before going through the whole process of adding art again. :hanging:
by veltri
Tue Oct 29, 2019 7:27 pm
Forum: Cinema/TV
Topic: Best/Worst Movies of 2019
Replies: 314
Views: 17935

Re: Best/Worst Movies of 2019

Double featured The Lighthouse and Parasite today. Comments above fit well. Go in blind if you can. Also saw recently Almodóvar's Dolor y Gloria. I love just about all his films, and this one is top notch. Xavier Dolan's Matthias et Maxime is also very good. I haven't seen his last two but have like...
by veltri
Sat Oct 26, 2019 6:27 pm
Forum: Art Related
Topic: What book(s) are you reading???
Replies: 2516
Views: 122710

Re: What book(s) are you reading???

The Left Hand of Darkness by Ursula K. Le Guin.

Silly coincidence in sci-fi novels, Slaughterhouse 5 and this were released in the same month. In Vonnegut's, a Tralfamadorian says "so it goes".
In Le Guin's, a Karhider says "so it is".
by veltri
Mon Oct 21, 2019 9:22 pm
Forum: Art Discussion
Topic: What is your latest proud print acquisition?
Replies: 43274
Views: 2822155

Re: What is your latest proud print acquisition?

That didn't work, here's the pictures

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by veltri
Sun Oct 20, 2019 1:21 pm
Forum: Art Discussion
Topic: What is your latest proud print acquisition?
Replies: 43274
Views: 2822155

Re: What is your latest proud print acquisition?

Discovered these in The Art of Modern Rock and got them from artist Michel Casarramona's website.

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by veltri
Fri Oct 18, 2019 4:00 pm
Forum: Help and Suggestions
Topic: Database Entry Update Requests
Replies: 3395
Views: 82437

Re: Database Entry Update Requests

Please correct the city to spell Winnipeg

https://expressobeans.com/public/detail.php/221286
by veltri
Wed Oct 02, 2019 6:30 pm
Forum: Cinema/TV
Topic: Got a good documentary to recommend???
Replies: 493
Views: 51637

Re: Got a good documentary to recommend???

The new Diego Maradona documentary is really well done.
Lot's of good footage and well told.
It's by the director who did the Amy Winehouse one and the Ayrton Senna doc, both also very good.