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binky it's time I call you out. It's been far too long. You got me my les ballets and I am forever grateful.

Had to look it up. Guess I know what I'll be trying to unsee for the next hour. *unzip* off to the pr0n site

That looks like a japanese dessert and/or sex toy.

^ Vegas in general, or my story?

mrkyuss wrote:Love and hate, it's all passion.

P.S Drum we are going to Vegas. Have you heard?

I hope nerdy guy bangs that secretary. The system architecture guy is great. As you can tell I'm too lazy to go and find their names at the moment.

Nah man, it's all good.

Anyone else watching Silicon Valley on HBO?

Someone come play this with me.

http://labs.dinahmoe.com/plink/

I bought a motorcycle. Took bees to the lips at 90mph. Was almost hit by an old man making an oncoming left. Got in a drunken bar fight with bikers, chipped a tooth and 14 stitches to the head. Went skydiving and rafting. Had countless inebriated romantic congress with various ladies. Lost big in Ve...

Pretty much.

shoeless wrote:

drummer7795 wrote:This is like visiting high school. I still know my way around, but it feels weird.

That kind of masturbatory talk can catch you a time out!

This is like visiting high school. I still know my way around, but it feels weird.

Where dafuq the mufukin late night thread at?

Been gone a while. Someone catch me up. I'm stoned and bored and in the mood for a good EB story. GO.

p.s. "licking toys previous to drilling" is the best porn scene description I've ever read.