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by veltri
Thu Nov 14, 2019 2:53 pm
Forum: Art Discussion
Topic: New Jay Ryan
Replies: 6331
Views: 363439

Re: New Jay Ryan

Match made in heaven, Landland and Jay Ryan, up on both their sites.

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by veltri
Sun Nov 10, 2019 1:38 pm
Forum: Art Discussion
Topic: New Banksy Print
Replies: 2597
Views: 204153

Re: New Banksy Print

Segway (sic) waffles
by veltri
Sun Nov 10, 2019 12:44 pm
Forum: Art Discussion
Topic: New Banksy Print
Replies: 2597
Views: 204153

Re: New Banksy Print

I finally convince Banksy to do a Neil Young print by telling him his likenesses are better than Shepard's. Neil arrives to approve the proof and they get in a shouting match. The piece is called Clown by the River and has Anthropocene Neil holding one lp called Full Discography. Neil retorts that B...
by veltri
Sun Nov 10, 2019 7:03 am
Forum: Art Discussion
Topic: New Banksy Print
Replies: 2597
Views: 204153

Re: New Banksy Print

Meanwhile, Picasso comes back from hell on his "real artist" day pass to set up a greeting card licensing company Guernica Domestic Prostitutes. He's pissed off that Da Vinci makes more posthumous money than him.
He also tells me PayPal is returning my brother-in-law.
by veltri
Sun Nov 10, 2019 6:07 am
Forum: Art Discussion
Topic: New Banksy Print
Replies: 2597
Views: 204153

Re: New Banksy Print

Lou Reed comes down from heaven in a flying ferris wheel singing Going Down on the Dirty Bill-of-art. He's accompanied by Armenian Jesus who annoints the chinos and by Warhol who tongue in cheek calls it your 15 seconds of shame. The Weeknd's cousin was there too. I didn't understand why but everyon...
by veltri
Sun Nov 10, 2019 3:15 am
Forum: Art Discussion
Topic: New Banksy Print
Replies: 2597
Views: 204153

Re: New Banksy Print

So we're best buds now, but you know that whole anonymity thing was getting in the way whenever I introduced him.
So he screen printed us matching t-shirts using the Amazon logo but saying I'm with Bansky ->.
by veltri
Sun Nov 10, 2019 2:54 am
Forum: Art Discussion
Topic: New Banksy Print
Replies: 2597
Views: 204153

Re: New Banksy Print

So Banksy comes to the funeral and brings an etched tombstone.
But I refused it since the bar code scanner wasn't included.
by veltri
Sun Nov 10, 2019 2:29 am
Forum: Art Discussion
Topic: New Banksy Print
Replies: 2597
Views: 204153

Re: New Banksy Print

Next week my brother-in-law comes over to show off that he got $900 for each bill.
I said yeah that is lucky, I just got these certificates of authenticity in the mail.
Di faced Mustachioed Movember Tenner. Limited edition of ten. Signed and with a bum print. He keeled over and died of a stroke.
by veltri
Sun Nov 10, 2019 1:35 am
Forum: Art Discussion
Topic: New Banksy Print
Replies: 2597
Views: 204153

Re: New Banksy Print

Next day he comes back to get his ladder but it was too late. He tells me I owe him 20 for it. I only have a hundred so he gives me change. Only after do I see he gave me counterfeit tens. I added it to our monopoly game. Later, for the first time ever I won against my asshole brother-in-law. Pretty...
by veltri
Sun Nov 10, 2019 12:59 am
Forum: Art Discussion
Topic: New Banksy Print
Replies: 2597
Views: 204153

Re: New Banksy Print

This sketchy guy rings my doorbell and says, "You had the funniest answer to "why strikethough does art matter" so take a look outside." There was an ugly rat painted on my aluminum siding. I told him he should have asked first and made him remove it. He apologized and asked if he could paint a cute...
by veltri
Sun Nov 03, 2019 1:31 pm
Forum: Help and Suggestions
Topic: What on the current EB site needs fixing?
Replies: 203
Views: 5075

Re: What on the current EB site needs fixing?

Will be relying on this thread for info before going through the whole process of adding art again. :hanging:
by veltri
Tue Oct 29, 2019 7:27 pm
Forum: Cinema/TV
Topic: Best/Worst Movies of 2019
Replies: 256
Views: 12328

Re: Best/Worst Movies of 2019

Double featured The Lighthouse and Parasite today. Comments above fit well. Go in blind if you can. Also saw recently Almodóvar's Dolor y Gloria. I love just about all his films, and this one is top notch. Xavier Dolan's Matthias et Maxime is also very good. I haven't seen his last two but have like...
by veltri
Sat Oct 26, 2019 6:27 pm
Forum: Anything Goes
Topic: What book(s) are you reading???
Replies: 2499
Views: 115509

Re: What book(s) are you reading???

The Left Hand of Darkness by Ursula K. Le Guin.

Silly coincidence in sci-fi novels, Slaughterhouse 5 and this were released in the same month. In Vonnegut's, a Tralfamadorian says "so it goes".
In Le Guin's, a Karhider says "so it is".
by veltri
Mon Oct 21, 2019 9:22 pm
Forum: Art Discussion
Topic: What is your latest proud print acquisition?
Replies: 43104
Views: 2770506

Re: What is your latest proud print acquisition?

That didn't work, here's the pictures

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by veltri
Sun Oct 20, 2019 1:21 pm
Forum: Art Discussion
Topic: What is your latest proud print acquisition?
Replies: 43104
Views: 2770506

Re: What is your latest proud print acquisition?

Discovered these in The Art of Modern Rock and got them from artist Michel Casarramona's website.

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