WTF is wrong with Australia

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Postby rubberneck on Fri Dec 16, 2016 11:24 pm

Codeblue wrote:
rubberneck wrote:
jjttdw wrote:We can add that. Here are 7 uncomfortable truths about Australia

http://matadornetwork.com/abroad/7-uncomfortable-truths-living-australia/

Number 4 is its really white (93%) which might explain why your buddy got his food last.


Aussies are just no nonsense and direct. None of this political correctness bullshit you get in US. Just check out the advertisments.

You give as good as you get and there is a respect earned imo. Melbourne is very multicultural and diverse.Huge Greek, Italian and Asian population.

The work life balance is definitely better adjusted over there imo.

And yet ya came here and never left.


Luls. Knew that was coming. Here on an Aussie business visa. Always worth trying something different amirite?

Let's see how 2017 goes...
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Postby ajmmck on Sat Dec 17, 2016 2:30 am

What the fudge is going on here?
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Postby comountaingolf on Sat Dec 17, 2016 2:37 am

'Some' have implied that the recent political upheavals in both the M. East & E. Europe are directly linked to the destruction of the Great Barrier Reef coupled with support of the Coal, Shrimp & Barbie industries.

What. Say. Yee?
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Postby GiantBoyDective on Sat Dec 17, 2016 2:47 am

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Postby southerngarden on Sat Dec 17, 2016 5:26 am

comountaingolf wrote:'Some' have implied that the recent political upheavals in both the M. East & E. Europe are directly linked to the destruction of the Great Barrier Reef coupled with support of the Coal, Shrimp & Barbie industries.

What. Say. Yee?


100% true! needs to be added to the list.

they also spell "tire" with a "y" and in "tyre". they call shrimp "prawns". and obviously, vegemite needs to be on the list.
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Postby alittle on Sat Dec 17, 2016 8:24 am

That vegemite fudge is drymounting vile.
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Postby jjttdw on Sat Dec 17, 2016 8:28 am

alittle wrote:That vegemite fudge is drymounting vile.


And someone needs to apologize for Colin Hay and Men at Work.
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Postby spunkmonkey on Thu Dec 22, 2016 2:10 pm

Better watch what you say mates.....

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I'll king hit you with a Foster up side your bogan.
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Postby jjttdw on Thu Dec 22, 2016 2:25 pm

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That is what I think of your roid enhanced roo. I bet his nuts are the size of peas. To summarize the order at present:

WTF is wrong with Australia

1. X
2. The dingo that got X's baby but spared him
3. Refugee prison camps
4. Slow genicide of Aboriginals!
5. Hoarding of most of the world's quality Opals
6. Too many poisonous creatures
7. Serving people of color last at restaurants
8. Recent political upheavals in both the M. East & E. Europe are directly linked to the destruction of the Great Barrier Reef coupled with support of the Coal, Shrimp & Barbie industries.
9. They spell "tire" with a "y" and in "tyre". they call shrimp "prawns".
10. Vegemite
11. Men at Work
12. Kangaroos are fed steroids.
13. X
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Postby southerngarden on Thu Dec 22, 2016 8:30 pm

jjttdw wrote:To summarize the order at present:

WTF is wrong with Australia

1. X
2. The dingo that got X's baby but spared him
3. Refugee prison camps
4. Slow genicide of Aboriginals!
5. Hoarding of most of the world's quality Opals
6. Too many poisonous creatures
7. Serving people of color last at restaurants
8. Recent political upheavals in both the M. East & E. Europe are directly linked to the destruction of the Great Barrier Reef coupled with support of the Coal, Shrimp & Barbie industries.
9. They spell "tire" with a "y" as in "tyre".
10. they call shrimp "prawns".
11. Vegemite
12. Men at Work
13. Kangaroos are fed steroids.
14. X


fixed my additions...edited a typo and split my contributions into two separate numbers.

id also like to add:
the fuking metric system!
"Petrol" instead of "gas"
"Colour" instead of "color"
phrases such as "nut it out" meaning "figure it out"
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Postby AliRock110 on Fri Dec 23, 2016 12:47 am

Wow, Rubberneck is Aussie. Color me shocked. I think you got 2 good years before we start rioting in the streets under Marshel Law. Hold on to that Visa but don't be to shy about short term renewing your lease. How long did it take you to get used to the time difference?
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Postby rubberneck on Fri Dec 23, 2016 2:15 am

AliRock110 wrote:Wow, Rubberneck is Aussie. Color me shocked. I think you got 2 good years before we start rioting in the streets under Marshel Law. Hold on to that Visa but don't be to shy about short term renewing your lease. How long did it take you to get used to the time difference?


Not a true blue Aussie, just became a citizen back when. I like to keep moving until teh Mondoz poster shipping fees are cheapest...
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Postby Codeblue on Fri Dec 23, 2016 2:22 am

Where are ya from?
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Postby rubberneck on Fri Dec 23, 2016 2:32 am

Codeblue wrote:Where are ya from?


Ireland. Left to go and back pack around Australia for a year and never went home. Fell in love with the Aussie lifestyle and (much better) weather.

Tourists wax on about how lush and green Ireland is, just try living there in all that mist and rain 24/7...
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