Alright there was this song from somewhere in alternative world of the 90s, with a female lead vocal and the following lyrics:
"You've got a terrible haircut, and a girlfriend who's a drag;
I could make the diagnosis, I could conjure up a cure;
I could yank the life support on her illusion of allure;
Something something something
Get you to a haircuttery, honey, and call me when you're back from the tour"
Name that tune for me. Please.
That's what she said