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Postby pewter14 on Sun Nov 04, 2018 6:52 pm

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mistersmith wrote:Brady is one of the best QBs in history and will forever been seen as such.


Two links every EB member should read, please take a moment:

EB Wiki - How to Ship a Print in a Tube

Expressobeans For Sale Forum - Open Market Guidelines

Postby theperfecttree on Sun Nov 04, 2018 7:59 pm

:clap:

(thanks for cleaning that up, pewter)

finneganm wrote:What’s up with the yellow-tinged, Asian lettering Die Hard posters? First Moss and now this. Odd combo, but what do I know.

I think Gabz called his an "Olly Moss Variant" somewhere. I don't get the choice of yellow on the Olly one either. Durieux Die Hard is still the best IMO
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Postby fredo on Sun Nov 04, 2018 8:58 pm

I envision a view from behind /from the shoulder blades up with the gun-shaped words "Die Hard" taped between them. Only instead of Willis' head arms, it's a ghost's wearing a cheap Bruce Willis mask with a rubber band. You can see Hans through the arms/eyeholes. Fat cop is mashed into the lower half of the print sitting on mountain of donuts - he's talking into a CB:
"I see dead people, man"
Willis "You're goddam right you do, mal."
Hans "???"

Hynes/Hall to handle this one.
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Postby SPAC04 on Mon Nov 05, 2018 1:51 am

thought i heard something...nvm
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Postby downforcemedia on Tue Nov 06, 2018 1:35 am

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Duke doesn't realize that I can check out with my fat fingers in less time than that. Anyone want to rent my fingers for $9 a month?
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Postby geezer on Tue Nov 06, 2018 12:59 pm

Does that include legal advice?
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Postby mfaith on Mon Nov 19, 2018 10:38 pm

RE: Tips for noobs on eb
finneganm wrote:Try your hardest to not get blowjobbed to death when people find out you collect posters.
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Postby SPAC04 on Fri Nov 23, 2018 2:36 am

Codeblue wrote:Image

What did I miss?

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P.P.S. I hereby retire from posting.









































































































































Not really.


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Postby bubbie on Fri Nov 23, 2018 3:14 am

Codeblue wrote:Not really.
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Postby SPAC04 on Fri Nov 23, 2018 3:50 am

:lol:
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Postby Codeblue on Mon Dec 03, 2018 12:37 pm

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Gotta love teh keyword spam on an EB FS (as if those keywords would spawn much more interest up in hur anyway).
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Postby ajmmck on Mon Dec 03, 2018 3:49 pm

Codeblue wrote:http://forum.expressobeans.com/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=179025

Gotta love teh keyword spam on an EB FS (as if those keywords would spawn much more interest up in hur anyway).

All those words make it look like he forgot to use auto-correct...
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Postby Kramerica on Thu Dec 06, 2018 10:19 am

finneganm wrote:I think the Hot Fuzz is fun.

Plus, come on.

Picture the most perfect Hot Fuzz poster. The quintessential Hot Fuzz poster. The Hot Fuzziest Hot Fuzz poster. Now picture where you’d hang it in your house. Now picture all your loved ones laughing and pointing at you for proudly hanging a drymounting Hot Fuzz poster. Then picture yourself pleading with them, “but it’s limited!” Now picture your loved ones all stop laughing, and then they all in unison tell you how dissappointed they are in you. How much potential you showed in your youth, how you pissed it all away. Now picture yourself just crying. Forever. you little bitch
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Postby jkw3000 on Thu Dec 06, 2018 10:20 am

Great use of the text sizing code in there.
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Postby xangelx on Fri Dec 07, 2018 4:06 pm

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while:

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