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Bicyclists are totally the problem.

pj101ca wrote:

Codeblue wrote: They're building a fudge ton of bike lanes out here and yet these assholes are riding on the road next to the bike lane.

Your Toyota Yaris will fit in the bike lane, won't it? it'll be like your own private road

Luls. Everyone knows I only drive FULL electric.

^ luls.

"Would of" is my peeve of the day. Who the drymount talks like that? Screw the talking, who the drymount writes it like that?

Edit: I will add "I seen" here as well. What the drymount, really?

bubbie wrote:^ luls.

"Would of" is my peeve of the day. Who the drymount talks like that? Screw the talking, who the drymount writes it like that?

Edit: I will add "I seen" here as well. What the drymount, really?

"I done [that/something]"

The timer on the bathroom lights at the office is set for 10 mins. It almost always puts me in the dark while dropping a load early in the workday.

Kramerica wrote:The timer on the bathroom lights at the office is set for 10 mins. It almost always puts me in the dark while dropping a load early in the workday.

Kramerica wrote:The timer on the bathroom lights at the office is set for 10 mins. It almost always puts me in the dark while dropping a load early in the workday.

If ya can't get it out in <10 min its time to step up your fiber game

People who hog the bathroom stalls.

9/10 times these drymounters bring their phone* in to check their social media and forget to finish in a timely fashion.

No wonder there's fecal matter on most peoples devices. Disgusting habit. Have a fudge and go and socialize in your office.

I didn't realize people cared so much about my fudge. Your concern is appreciated.

that is funny tho, the lights goin out

Kramerica wrote:The timer on the bathroom lights at the office is set for 10 mins. It almost always puts me in the dark while dropping a load early in the workday.

hahahaha - I thought I was the only one.

And then someone else comes into the restroom and they must be like "why is this weirdo in the stall in the dark?"

EDIT: and I'm usually reading an actual physical newspaper RN. Four men's rooms on my floor and only 3 guys. We've got an unspoken pact about who goes where. It's only when someone invades our floor that a stall would be hogged.

I specifically do my business early to avoid sharing the bathroom. Fuggin old dudes have awful gut health and they seem to enjoy lots of grunting and mouth noise in addition to the gastro-symphonics. I want to deuce in peace, just not in the dark. I generally have a periodical with me, won't use anything I can't throw out.

On the loo is literally the best time to check art on instagram. #phonechitter4lyfe

i missed this thread alot.

i have literally no idea how i pooped without a iphone.

related peeve. I worked at an Apple store and there were alot of employees. Like maybe about 100-150 people working at one time.

The only employee mens bathroom we had only had 1 stall and 1 urinal and if the timing was bad and someone was in there and you needed it. it would be maddening. only other bathroom was a public bathroom 3 flights up.

bad times and the apple store.

Generally don't have issues with restrooms at work. I do find it funny/aggravating that working with a bunch of ladies, the whole not cleaning toilets/areas of blood because of their "monthly friend". Then they want to complain about men missing the toilet.