OK...so I think the statute of limitations is probably over on this. When I lived in another state, I had a neighbor with this REALLY OLD mongrel looking dog that could hardly walk ten feet without fudge just falling out of its ass. Dude used to stand on his driveway smoking and let this crap machine wander into my yard and dump there like it was no big deal. I started off politely asking him to keep his dog in his yard and I just picked up the crap and put it in the bin.pearlybaker wrote:The guy next door use to let his dog out at midnight and watch him fudge in my yard and never clean up. I got him back by first throwing the fudge onto his yard, then onto his walkway when it didn't stop
Then, when that didn't work, I would shovel the fudge from my yard back onto his driveway. Still got no change in the behavior. So after about six months of dealing with this asshole, one Saturday afternoon I come walking around to the back of my house and here's his dog laying down a giant fudge pile right in the grassy area where my babies played. I quietly led this half dead mongrel piece of dirt dog into my garage, closed the door and called the dog pound to come and pick it up. Neightbor asked me a few days later "uh, you seen my dog around?" and I said "why, were you letting it fudge in my yard again?" He looked at me like "huh?". No more dog, no more problem. I know God will forgive me.